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Jason  - -while doing dishes drunk   |2010-04-09 02:05:37 I'm alumberjack!

Sarah   |2010-04-09 01:58:32 you can fit like 3 fingeres in therw!

Sarah   |2010-04-09 01:57:10 It's really hot when i putit in my mouth!

Tammy   |2010-04-07 01:13:27 Nate can you get it out for me? (time delay) Wow - You even did it without using your fingers!!

Arlen  - Boat Races   |2010-03-30 21:33:38 Steve: It's not as sweet as the Engineering Banquet...they even have organized Boat Races Arlen: Do they have it at Guelph Lake or where do they race the boats?

Tammy  - drinking game   |2010-03-11 07:51:14 Google it bitch, its a type of fish!!

Newmam   |2010-02-07 20:31:01 I got it up guys I got it up!

Anonymous  - this weekend   |2010-02-01 20:33:54 I'm not that sore, just my tongue and knees hurt.

Lisa  - OPAC   |2010-02-01 20:32:44 It's your turn turn in my pants

Lisa, Tammy and Sarah   |2010-01-20 16:11:59 Lisa: I've never done it in a dress before... Tammy: Yeah, the dress is usually off by that point. Sarah: Unless you're in the bathroom.

Tammy Fischer and Newman   |2010-01-20 15:45:45 Newman: What, only six inches? Tammy: Yeah, I only ever get six inches. I've never been able to eat the entire 12 inches before.

Tammy - to thomas   |2009-12-16 21:30:30 I'm just going to lean forward..can you get it out?

Sarah Werry   |2009-04-15 17:24:47 Oh, I'm gonna wear a skirt to our exam on Friday! Maybe he'll give me a better mark...

Martina   |2009-03-26 01:18:01 I have a feeling that I am going to eat your topping.

Martina   |2009-03-25 15:38:03 Mmmm...yeah, I like that.....mmmhmm....no, I like it more rough...

Brittany   |2009-02-24 20:48:01 Man, that was a shitty climax...

Brittany   |2009-02-24 20:44:11 Wait this is going to get better, I can feel the climax coming.

Nichele   |2009-02-24 20:43:44 I was a very imaginative child, I played with myself alot

Little Kate   |2009-02-24 20:42:29 I don't think you can get the clap from eating someone...

Lisa and Martina   |2009-02-11 18:40:11 Lisa: I'm in. Martina: I'm in too. It feels good.

Newman   |2009-02-11 17:32:18 What are you sticking that in your mouth for?

Sarah   |2009-02-11 17:31:31 I got it all over my face. I wasn't impressed.

Sarah   |2009-02-11 17:31:02 Andrew does that from time to time--he pokes all the girls in the house. He's a pain in the ass.

Lisa   |2009-02-11 17:29:42 If someone's in a pickle, I'll do it!!

Lisa and Emma   |2009-02-11 17:29:21 We've got balls!!!

Nicole   |2009-02-11 17:28:35 Excuse me. I need to use Brittnay's Boyle's ass right now. But I can't get it in.

Lisa Mooney  - Graduation   |2009-02-04 21:34:24 I don't want to graduate... I just want to be a drunk university student all my life!

Newman  - wet pants   |2009-02-04 21:32:47 "I'm taking my pants off, I was getting too wet."

Newman   |2009-02-02 12:13:12 Newman "Hey did you know that the CN Tower looks like a penis and that the Sky Dome looks like a vagina, and it takes about 20 min to open..." Thomas "ya but it takes over an hour to fill" "and you dont even have to buy it dinner, which is the best part"

Newman   |2009-02-02 12:07:20 Im not that long guys!!!

Newman   |2008-03-27 10:54:51 I HAD 8 INCHES LAST NIGHT!

Larmer   |2008-03-26 07:58:28 i'm not really all that masculine

Kate   |2008-03-25 14:46:29 Ohh...let's get those condoms...they're cheap! That's clearly what I look for when I buy condoms.

J-Feg & Kate   |2008-03-25 11:04:17 J-feg: KATE! No tongue! Kate: No fair! Larmer always uses tongue!

Newman   |2008-03-25 10:51:29 You put a lot of things in water and they get really soft.

Nicole   |2008-03-25 10:43:05 Andrew, can you google XXX for me?

Mars & Newman   |2008-03-24 13:12:56 Newman: I got a Y chromosome from my father. Mars: Awwww, I want one.....

Derek Zwambag!!!!!!!!!!!!   |2008-03-18 17:39:10 One time I put Vicks on my chest...and then I scratched my nuts... it hurt like a bitch!

Gord   |2008-03-15 10:12:41 *talking loudly on his cell phone, running past campus tours on the winegard* "Ok I have the hotdog and the condom, where can I meet you?"

Chelle   |2008-03-12 09:47:14 It's like putting a big penis in a small vagina!

-   |2008-03-04 18:08:39 If that is a yoyo, we are SO picking him up!

Mars   |2008-02-29 15:06:24 Newman: I'm going to go home and shower. Mars: Ooh! Can I come with you??

Carly   |2008-02-27 19:35:53 Ethiopia has ALWAYS been in Canada! gawwwwd!

Newman   |2008-02-12 21:24:09 Jeans... sketch, sketch, sketchy sketch.

Aric   |2008-02-11 12:34:32 I'm pretty sure I'm female!

-   |2008-02-08 08:34:23 Common- people go to weddings to bang the bridesmaids; I'm pretttty sure I can get someone to dance with me.

Kate   |2008-02-06 20:38:23 I'm 95 pounds of PURE pleasure!!

Zak   |2008-02-04 14:20:28 Happy Birthday you're halfway dead!

Tammy (to Kelly O)   |2008-02-04 11:45:06 I like how you made me feel.

Martina   |2008-02-04 10:47:30 "Just shove it in, a little more..."

JFag   |2008-01-31 14:53:41 Arlen, Your not a teenager anymore! Grow Up!

Derek   |2008-01-26 07:19:28 So I hope I washed my hands after I gave you a foot massage and ate all your meat.

Arlen   |2008-01-17 22:14:02 He calls me Pocahontas, but clearly I'm NOT. I'm wearing a John Deere hat. Indians didn't have tractors, they were hand pickers.

Nicole   |2008-01-07 21:52:07 "Don't sleep with Brittany, she'll push you down the crack."

Skinner   |2008-01-06 11:03:40 We're not nerds, there's 6 of us.... if we were nerds there'd be like 2 and a half of us.

Anonymous   |2007-12-13 23:43:26 I feel as if I'm Thrusting against the floor! I can't control my pelvic movements. No Becka I will not dry hump the Library floor.

Anonymous   |2007-11-30 13:15:39 2 girls - "We're going to do a blowjjob shots, we did them in the summer" 3rd girl- "I did one in the summer too, only for real"

Tammy   |2007-11-26 19:29:37 Get in the hole.....there now i can leave

Larmer   |2007-11-22 14:32:07 "Syphillis originated in South America..."-Prof "damn it, musta been that mexican chick!..."

Tammy   |2007-11-18 19:51:19 Well flip over, I'll get back on!

Vern   |2007-11-16 20:25:24 It's like eating a baby!

vern   |2007-11-15 08:51:29 who ate my cheese string

Aric Bos   |2007-11-14 10:38:31 Goats are awesome because they are always happy to see me

Arlen   |2007-11-10 17:25:19 I want to take my pants off

Aric   |2007-11-10 07:41:49 this is so Gay!!!....get in there

Person Who Said The Quote   |2007-11-08 17:20:03 ...HEY JUDE... DON'T MAKE IT BAD

Judd   |2007-11-02 08:19:15 No Vern, I didn't catch your Mom's name.

brock   |2007-10-29 13:07:44 that guy is wearing a hat because he is bald... do you want one too?? vern: I am god

bfreed   |2007-10-27 20:29:29 .....banana.... shamama

Kate   |2007-10-25 18:41:34 We should just stop fooding them!!!

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