Readers have left 40 comments.
40. I HAD 8 INCHES LAST NIGHT!
-Newman
39. i'm not really all that masculine
-Larmer
38. Ohh...let's get those condoms...they're cheap! That's clearly what I look for when I buy condoms.
-Kate
37. J-feg: KATE! No tongue!
Kate: No fair! Larmer always uses tongue!
-J-Feg & Kate
36. You put a lot of things in water and they get really soft.
-Newman
35. Andrew, can you google XXX for me?
-Nicole
34. Newman: I got a Y chromosome from my father.
Mars: Awwww, I want one.....
-Mars & Newman
33. One time I put Vicks on my chest...and then I scratched my nuts... it hurt like a bitch!
-Derek Zwambag!!!!!!!!!!!!
32. *talking loudly on his cell phone, running past campus tours on the winegard*
"Ok I have the hotdog and the condom, where can I meet you?"
-Gord
31. It's like putting a big penis in a small vagina!
-Chelle
30. If that is a yoyo, we are SO picking him up!
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29. Newman: I'm going to go home and shower.
Mars: Ooh! Can I come with you??
-Mars
28. Ethiopia has ALWAYS been in Canada! gawwwwd!
-Carly
27. Jeans... sketch, sketch, sketchy sketch.
-Newman
26. I'm pretty sure I'm female!
-Aric
25. Common- people go to weddings to bang the bridesmaids; I'm pretttty sure I can get someone to dance with me.
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24. I'm 95 pounds of PURE pleasure!!
-Kate
23. Happy Birthday you're halfway dead!
-Zak
22. I like how you made me feel.
-Tammy (to Kelly O)
21. "Just shove it in, a little more..."
-Martina
20. Arlen, Your not a teenager anymore! Grow Up!
-JFag
19. So I hope I washed my hands after I gave you a foot massage and ate all your meat.
-Derek
18. He calls me Pocahontas, but clearly I'm NOT. I'm wearing a John Deere hat. Indians didn't have tractors, they were hand pickers.
-Arlen
17. "Don't sleep with Brittany, she'll push you down the crack."
-Nicole
16. We're not nerds, there's 6 of us.... if we were nerds there'd be like 2 and a half of us.
-Skinner
15. I feel as if I'm Thrusting against the floor! I can't control my pelvic movements. No Becka I will not dry hump the Library floor.
-Anonymous
14. 2 girls - "We're going to do a blowjjob shots, we did them in the summer"
3rd girl- "I did one in the summer too, only for real"
-Anonymous
13. Get in the hole.....there now i can leave
-Tammy
12. "Syphillis originated in South America..."-Prof
"damn it, musta been that mexican chick!..."
-Larmer
11. Well flip over, I'll get back on!
-Tammy
10. It's like eating a baby!
-Vern
9. who ate my cheese string
-vern
8. Goats are awesome because they are always happy to see me
-Aric Bos
7. I want to take my pants off
-Arlen
6. this is so Gay!!!....get in there
-Aric
5. ...HEY JUDE... DON'T MAKE IT BAD
-Person Who Said The Quote
4. No Vern, I didn't catch your Mom's name.
-Judd
3. that guy is wearing a hat because he is bald... do you want one too?? vern: I am god
-brock
2. .....banana.... shamama
-bfreed
1. We should just stop fooding them!!!
-Kate
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